*This is a guest post from Austin White, developer of NudeSpots.com
As far as American nude beaches go, you simply won’t find one better than Haulover Beach.
Why?
1- It’s one of the very few – maybe the only one – that’s officially legal
There’s a few others here in Florida, but none of them have that official, government-recognized distinction.
What does that mean? There’s absolutely zero risk whatsoever of getting in any trouble at all for being naked at Haulover. Just make sure you’re in the nude beach! If you see boobs and butts around you then you’re all good.
At the more outlaw, unofficial nude beaches it can be a little hard to relax sometimes not knowing whether or not you’re technically committing a crime by getting naked. There’s a bit of uneasiness about the fact that the wrong cop on the wrong day could potentially appear and turn your life upside down because you wanted some sun on your buns.
2 – Being 100% Legal – Haulover is as safe as it gets
Another problem with those unofficial nude beaches is that they do not have police. The reason people are going to the absolute farthest ends of certain beaches to get naked is because these spots are far from civilization and there’s no cops, but that also means there’s no cops to protect you. You could easily be the victim of a bad crime and help will be very far away.
At Haulover, beach police patrol the area on ATVs and there’s a lifeguard station every block. At sunset the beach shuts down and everybody has to go home. If there’s no cops there to provide protection, you can’t be on the beach.
3 – Haulover Beach Is Not Miles Away From Civilization
You don’t have to drive far away into the middle of nowhere to get naked at Haulover Beach. It’s right there in the middle of coastal Miami – the most amazing area in America. You’re a five-minute drive away from restaurants, bars, hotels, gas stations, coffee, convenience stores, and other attractions.
When you make the long trip out to unofficial nude beaches you’re kinda stuck there. It’s not easy to come and go. You don’t want to leave until you’re ready to leave for good for the day. At Haulover you can easily come and go as you please. Enjoy the beach, go to a restaurant, come back to the beach, walk around Haulover Park and watch dolphins, go back to the beach, etc. It’s just five minute journeys.
4 – Lots of other fun things to do in the area
If you have a boat there’s the marine center literally across the street from Haulover. You can go hiking and kayaking at Oleta River State Park just a bit north and see manatees. Just south you have Bal Harbor, Surfside, and North Beach. Just don’t get naked at any of those places!
5 – Cheap Parking!
Parking for Haulover is a flat $7 fee for the entire day, there’s plenty of parking, and that parking also doubles for Haulover Park and the marine center, so you can enjoy those too while you’re there.
Parking in South Beach can literally cost visitors and tourists up to $40 per day, has a way higher towing risk if you make a mistake, it’s much harder to even find a spot, it’s basically impossible to park within a block of the beach, and THEY DON’T EVEN LET YOU GET NAKED. I lived there for two years and I’ll tell you, South Beach parking is WAR.
6 – Las Delicias Colombianas
Right near where you park, next to the boat launch, lies one of the best restaurants in all of Miami: Las Delicias Colombianas. South American restaurants serve you meat with your meat and a little extra meat on the side to go with your other meat. This place is cheap. This place is quiet. There’s no better way to end a day at Haulover than a late lunch or dinner at Las Delicias Colombianas. Have some beers and then walk along the canal. I once saw three separate families of dolphins swim and jump for an hour at sunset.
Would have been the most lucrative Miami postcard ever if I had taken a photo.
Learn from my mistake and bring a camera.
Until next time,
Austin
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